1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,851 Happily Divorced is shot before a live audience. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:10,125 --> 00:00:11,455 What was that? 4 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,424 I don't know. 5 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:15,857 Are we alone? 6 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,899 Do you have a man in there? 7 00:00:21,974 --> 00:00:25,318 Maybe another possum got into Esther's doggie door. 8 00:00:25,353 --> 00:00:27,820 I know, I told you not to put that stupid thing in the door. 9 00:00:27,854 --> 00:00:29,057 What were you thinking? 10 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:31,261 That if an old, arthritic dog could learn 11 00:00:31,295 --> 00:00:32,564 how to get out of this house, 12 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:36,570 maybe there was hope for you. 13 00:00:37,606 --> 00:00:40,375 Shhh! 14 00:00:40,409 --> 00:00:42,410 Shut up. 15 00:00:56,859 --> 00:00:59,027 The flower shop is open. There's an intruder. Call 911. 16 00:00:59,061 --> 00:01:02,033 911, 911! 17 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,502 Oh, my--oh-- 18 00:01:03,536 --> 00:01:05,705 Oh, Cesar's truck is in the driveway. 19 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,407 I thought he left hours ago. 20 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,578 Oh, he must still be in the flower shop. 21 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,380 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! 22 00:01:11,415 --> 00:01:12,949 What?! 23 00:01:12,983 --> 00:01:14,751 What if someone walked in on him 24 00:01:14,785 --> 00:01:16,119 while he was working? 25 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:18,589 What if he's being held here against his will, 26 00:01:18,623 --> 00:01:22,059 and he can't leave? 27 00:01:22,093 --> 00:01:26,196 No, Peter. That would be me. 28 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:30,066 Come on. 29 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,935 Cesar! 30 00:01:31,969 --> 00:01:35,338 What are you doing here? It's 1:00 in the morning. 31 00:01:35,372 --> 00:01:36,906 We thought you were a burglar. 32 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,640 I'm sorry. You didn't see me. 33 00:01:38,675 --> 00:01:40,276 I wasn't even here. Good-bye. 34 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:43,313 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 35 00:01:43,348 --> 00:01:45,983 This all looks very familiar to me. 36 00:01:46,017 --> 00:01:48,119 Empty pizza box, empty doughnut box, 37 00:01:48,153 --> 00:01:49,553 licked-out Oreos. 38 00:01:52,325 --> 00:01:55,427 Did your wife tell you that she's gay? 39 00:02:01,836 --> 00:02:03,504 I don't know. We don't talk. 40 00:02:03,538 --> 00:02:05,740 And I don't want to talk about it. 41 00:02:05,774 --> 00:02:08,977 Cesar, if you and your wife are having problems, 42 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,713 you can talk to us. 43 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:14,517 You're like family. We love you and... 44 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,387 Teresa. 45 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:17,654 I know. 46 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:20,257 We had a huge fight over her chicken tenders. 47 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:24,428 I asked her why she wasn't using my mother's recipe. 48 00:02:24,462 --> 00:02:26,430 Next thing you know, she's telling me 49 00:02:26,464 --> 00:02:29,166 where I can stick them. 50 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,668 Then I said that would probably improve the taste, 51 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,304 and that didn't go over very well. 52 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:39,544 Well, why didn't you call 53 00:02:39,578 --> 00:02:41,346 and just tell her that you're sorry 54 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:42,747 so you can go home? 55 00:02:42,782 --> 00:02:44,983 Because then we'd just fight about something else. 56 00:02:45,018 --> 00:02:46,218 That's all we've been doing for weeks. 57 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,887 Why would I want to go home? 58 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:50,624 We're just two miserable people sleeping in separate rooms, 59 00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:52,893 sharing the same space day after day, 60 00:02:52,928 --> 00:02:55,463 just waiting to die. 61 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:05,441 I'm not looking at you, Fran. 62 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:08,645 Cesar, that's no way 63 00:03:08,679 --> 00:03:10,613 to solve your problems. 64 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:13,517 You have to talk to your wife. 65 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:17,021 The only two people that can solve this is you and... 66 00:03:17,055 --> 00:03:19,790 - Teresa. - Teresa. 67 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,560 Now go home and talk to her. 68 00:03:22,594 --> 00:03:25,563 Okay. It's safe now to go home anyway. 69 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,207 Wait a minute. What's that sound? 70 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,543 I don't hear anything. 71 00:03:38,577 --> 00:03:43,247 Sounds like...wheels... 72 00:03:43,282 --> 00:03:45,283 spinning. 73 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:49,087 Oh, my God. It's coming from in there. 74 00:03:49,121 --> 00:03:50,521 Stop it. 75 00:03:50,556 --> 00:03:53,224 Fran, I know you. Butt out of their marriage. 76 00:03:53,259 --> 00:03:55,660 You just finished telling me that there's only two people 77 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,262 who can solve this problem. 78 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:58,897 - Yeah, well? - Fran-- 79 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:02,401 That'd be one of them. 80 00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:09,476 She was certain that he was her one and only 81 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:14,648 but their union always seemed a little forced 82 00:04:14,683 --> 00:04:17,651 she got married anyway 83 00:04:17,686 --> 00:04:19,419 turns out that he was gay 84 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:21,054 they're still in love 85 00:04:21,089 --> 00:04:25,424 but now she's happily divorced 86 00:04:28,128 --> 00:04:32,164 Oh, hi, Manuel. Look at how big you got. 87 00:04:32,198 --> 00:04:35,533 It's Juan. 88 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:37,468 Is your mommy home? 89 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:41,473 Mom, daddy's boss with the funny voice is here. 90 00:04:43,543 --> 00:04:47,279 Oh, my God, Fran. How nice to see you. 91 00:04:47,314 --> 00:04:49,549 Hi, yes. Nice to see you too. 92 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:52,151 Your apartment is so beautiful. 93 00:04:52,186 --> 00:04:54,020 Oh, please, it's such a mess. 94 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:56,223 But you know what it's like when you have a husband 95 00:04:56,257 --> 00:04:57,591 and a house full of kids. 96 00:04:57,626 --> 00:05:00,027 No. 97 00:05:00,061 --> 00:05:03,997 So...what can I do for you? 98 00:05:04,031 --> 00:05:06,366 Oh, well, I wanted to-- oh. 99 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,069 Um, would you excuse us, uh... 100 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,505 Little boy? 101 00:05:12,539 --> 00:05:14,273 Go play with your brother. 102 00:05:14,307 --> 00:05:18,644 And don't pee on him. 103 00:05:18,678 --> 00:05:21,914 Well, I just thought that we could take a moment 104 00:05:21,949 --> 00:05:23,917 and talk to each other woman to woman. 105 00:05:23,951 --> 00:05:25,419 Of course. What is it? 106 00:05:25,453 --> 00:05:26,420 Ioh. 107 00:05:26,454 --> 00:05:30,024 - Excuse me. - Okay. 108 00:05:30,058 --> 00:05:31,693 Hello. 109 00:05:31,727 --> 00:05:33,628 I'm sorry. I can't do that right now. 110 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:36,031 I have an unexpected visitor. 111 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:40,602 I can meet you in five minutes. 112 00:05:40,637 --> 00:05:45,273 All right, what was that that just went on over there? 113 00:05:45,307 --> 00:05:47,576 Are you seeing another man? 114 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:49,711 Why are you wearing perfume in the middle of the day? 115 00:05:49,745 --> 00:05:51,979 - What? - I was married for 18 years. 116 00:05:52,014 --> 00:05:54,015 I know how to turn on a man. 117 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,084 Things didn't go awry until the 19th year, 118 00:05:56,118 --> 00:05:59,019 when he learned how to do it too. 119 00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,854 Why do you think I'm seeing another man? 120 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:04,591 My husband is a sexy, wild, passionate animal. 121 00:06:07,262 --> 00:06:11,232 Just wanted to make sure I was in the right apartment. 122 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:13,067 Well, then, who are you meeting? 123 00:06:13,101 --> 00:06:14,268 I manage the building. 124 00:06:14,302 --> 00:06:16,336 I'm interviewing for the new super. 125 00:06:16,371 --> 00:06:18,472 - Oh. - Fran, what is this all about? 126 00:06:18,507 --> 00:06:22,911 Well, Cesar told me that you guys were having trouble. 127 00:06:22,945 --> 00:06:24,679 He told me about the chicken tenders 128 00:06:24,713 --> 00:06:27,082 and not having sex. 129 00:06:27,116 --> 00:06:28,350 Oh, I'm so embarrassed. 130 00:06:28,384 --> 00:06:32,588 He told you about the chicken tenders? 131 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:35,825 Uh, Teresa, let's sit down a minute. 132 00:06:35,859 --> 00:06:38,494 Tell me what's going on. 133 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,828 Que pasa? 134 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:41,897 Cesar no me habla. 135 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,098 El no me pone atencion. 136 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,337 Teresa. 137 00:06:49,371 --> 00:06:50,805 Que pasa and quesadilla-- 138 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:54,508 that's all I know. 139 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,443 Cesar and I are drifting apart. 140 00:06:56,477 --> 00:06:57,878 I'm here all day. 141 00:06:57,912 --> 00:06:59,379 He comes home exhausted from work, 142 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:00,547 and he won't even talk to me. 143 00:07:00,582 --> 00:07:02,149 I can't live like this anymore, 144 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:05,218 and it breaking my heart to watch the children suffer. 145 00:07:05,253 --> 00:07:06,820 - Mommy! - Not now! 146 00:07:06,854 --> 00:07:11,258 I'm talking to your daddy's boss! 147 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:13,660 I just want the old Cesar back. 148 00:07:13,695 --> 00:07:16,764 Well, Teresa, husbands change. 149 00:07:16,798 --> 00:07:19,400 Some more than others. 150 00:07:19,434 --> 00:07:22,036 Cesar has changed a lot. 151 00:07:22,071 --> 00:07:23,971 We don't have fun anymore. 152 00:07:24,006 --> 00:07:26,574 We used to sit around and laugh and talk 153 00:07:26,608 --> 00:07:28,376 about his day at the flower shop. 154 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,744 - Aww. - We'd thank God 155 00:07:29,778 --> 00:07:33,614 we weren't you and your husband. 156 00:07:33,649 --> 00:07:36,217 And now we are. 157 00:07:36,251 --> 00:07:38,552 Oh, Teresa. 158 00:07:38,587 --> 00:07:42,023 No one should have to be us. 159 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:44,826 The reason why you and Cesar are drifting 160 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:48,797 is because you need to spend more time together. 161 00:07:48,831 --> 00:07:50,132 When? 162 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,833 There aren't enough hours in the day. 163 00:07:53,069 --> 00:07:56,305 Ugh, I'm sorry, but that's my interview. 164 00:07:56,339 --> 00:07:58,273 Oh, wait, wait. Don't get it. 165 00:07:58,307 --> 00:08:00,642 I know how to give you more hours together. 166 00:08:00,676 --> 00:08:03,378 Give Cesar the super job. 167 00:08:03,412 --> 00:08:05,113 Then you can be together more. 168 00:08:05,147 --> 00:08:08,183 Fran, no. You would let him go? 169 00:08:08,217 --> 00:08:09,250 What will you do? 170 00:08:09,285 --> 00:08:10,284 He says that without him, 171 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:13,254 your business would fall apart. 172 00:08:13,288 --> 00:08:16,123 Yeah, well, we'd have to give it a whirl. 173 00:08:16,158 --> 00:08:18,626 But your marriage is more important. 174 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:20,862 Oh, my God, I don't know how to thank you. 175 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:23,999 Don't even give it a second thought. 176 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:26,869 Oh. 177 00:08:26,904 --> 00:08:28,004 Hello. 178 00:08:28,038 --> 00:08:30,307 I just called you about the super job. 179 00:08:30,341 --> 00:08:34,979 I'm sorry, but the position has just been taken. 180 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,949 Uh, I got an opening that needs to be filled. 181 00:08:44,949 --> 00:08:46,683 - I'm fired? I don't understand. 182 00:08:46,718 --> 00:08:48,618 I just thought we could make a little extra cash 183 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,420 if we grew some medical-- Wait a minute. 184 00:08:50,455 --> 00:08:51,855 Why am I being fired? 185 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:53,691 Because you're gonna be working as the super 186 00:08:53,725 --> 00:08:55,459 - in your building. - What? 187 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,827 It's so that you and your wife 188 00:08:56,861 --> 00:08:58,762 can spend more time together. 189 00:08:58,796 --> 00:09:00,797 Oh, but she doesn't want me there. 190 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,366 Why, does she want me there? 191 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,868 Of course she does. 192 00:09:04,903 --> 00:09:07,271 She loves you, and you love her. 193 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:09,139 You'll talk, you'll laugh, 194 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,008 you'll get to know each other again. 195 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:13,243 And with the kids away at school all day, 196 00:09:13,278 --> 00:09:15,679 you'll have the whole apartment to yourself. 197 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:18,348 Oh, miss Fran, you've been such a good friend, 198 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:21,084 which is why I know that even though I'm leaving mid-week, 199 00:09:21,119 --> 00:09:22,720 you're gonna pay me through Friday. 200 00:09:24,089 --> 00:09:25,856 No. 201 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,524 I don't know how to thank you for this. 202 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:28,692 You're probably saving my marriage. 203 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:29,826 I'm going to miss you. 204 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:30,961 Why you gonna miss her? 205 00:09:30,995 --> 00:09:32,729 I'm gonna miss you. 206 00:09:32,764 --> 00:09:34,331 What you gonna miss him for? What's going on? 207 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,133 I am saving his marriage. 208 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:40,672 Oh, no. Fran, how could you do this? 209 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,140 You don't even know what I did. 210 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:44,710 No, no. She fired me for love. 211 00:09:44,744 --> 00:09:45,877 Mm. 212 00:09:45,912 --> 00:09:47,813 - You fired him? - No, it's okay. 213 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:50,082 Miss Fran found me a job where I could spend more time 214 00:09:50,117 --> 00:09:52,151 with my wife. 215 00:09:52,185 --> 00:09:55,654 And I want you to know that I'm going to miss you a lot. 216 00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:59,824 You're my best friend, Mr. Peter. 217 00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:02,859 Okay, that's enough. 218 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,000 You happy? 219 00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:11,501 Yes, I am. 220 00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:13,470 I did a wonderful thing. 221 00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:16,206 - Did ya? - Yes. 222 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,507 Did you think about who's gonna do all the work 223 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:19,342 - that Cesar did around here? - Yes. 224 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,944 Did you think it was gonna be me? 'Cause you'd be wrong. 225 00:10:20,978 --> 00:10:24,280 I'm not gonna drive a truck, and I'm not gonna touch dirt. 226 00:10:24,315 --> 00:10:26,015 I got a whole bunch of open houses this week. 227 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:29,019 You will not even see me in this shop. 228 00:10:29,053 --> 00:10:33,290 Hola,miss Fran. 229 00:10:33,324 --> 00:10:37,961 This is Cesar's replacement. 230 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:39,963 Ramon, this is Peter. 231 00:10:39,997 --> 00:10:42,766 Nice to meet you. 232 00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:55,212 - Hey. - Hey, morning. 233 00:10:55,246 --> 00:10:58,682 He isn't here. You can let your stomachs out. 234 00:11:00,885 --> 00:11:02,853 You guys have been here every day this week. 235 00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:04,955 Would you stop throwing yourselves at him? 236 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:07,991 This is a place of business. 237 00:11:13,765 --> 00:11:16,767 - Hey, baby. - Hello, miss Judi. 238 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,035 How are you doing, Mr. Peter? 239 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,606 So what would you like me to do? 240 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:28,210 I need you to grab that pot and put it over here. 241 00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:31,713 Okay. 242 00:11:34,349 --> 00:11:36,417 Okay, the first thing you gotta learn 243 00:11:36,451 --> 00:11:39,287 is how to aerate the soil. 244 00:11:39,321 --> 00:11:44,192 Don't be afraid. Get your hands right in there. 245 00:11:44,226 --> 00:11:46,427 - Like this? - Yeah, that's good. 246 00:11:46,462 --> 00:11:49,564 Now faster. 247 00:11:49,598 --> 00:11:54,501 Faster. 248 00:11:54,536 --> 00:11:56,670 Faster. 249 00:11:56,705 --> 00:11:58,239 How do we know when we're done? 250 00:11:58,273 --> 00:12:02,778 Usually I fire up a pot of spaghetti. 251 00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:04,746 We're done. We're done. 252 00:12:04,781 --> 00:12:06,081 Go make your deliveries. 253 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:10,653 Okay. 254 00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:12,655 Um... 255 00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:14,756 Would you mind dropping me home when you're done? 256 00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:16,458 Yeah. You might be late. 257 00:12:16,493 --> 00:12:17,993 Is that okay with your husband? 258 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,497 Who the hell told you I was married? 259 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:24,533 Miss Fran. 260 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:30,138 Now, you see what's happening here, Peter? 261 00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:33,308 I did a Mitzvah for Cesar and his wife, 262 00:12:33,342 --> 00:12:36,311 and the universe rewarded us. 263 00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:39,347 My marriages is over, and you know whose fault it is? 264 00:12:45,262 --> 00:12:46,963 - Did Cesar say why he left his wife? 265 00:12:46,998 --> 00:12:49,933 No, he's not talking to me. You know, Teresa's right. 266 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,069 He's not much of a communicator. 267 00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:56,072 This is terrible. You know, I'm his best friend. 268 00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:01,310 Now he's gonna want his job back, and-- 269 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,618 Mother of God. 270 00:13:09,653 --> 00:13:13,221 And we're gonna have to tell him that he's got to go. 271 00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:14,756 Ugh. 272 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:17,058 Can't we keep both? 273 00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:21,328 Can't--can't we just tell Ramon he can live here for free? 274 00:13:21,362 --> 00:13:22,629 I could give him my room. 275 00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:26,132 - Where will you sleep? - My room. 276 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,402 Oh, Fran, you made a big mess of everything. 277 00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:30,404 Why do you always have to get involved? 278 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:34,509 Because I love people. 279 00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,377 I have to help them. 280 00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:38,079 Yeah, well, maybe you can help a whole lot of people. 281 00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:41,783 You can open up a kiosk at the mall. 282 00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:44,719 And you can charge to ruin their lives. 283 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:49,458 Peter, Teresa loves that man. 284 00:13:49,492 --> 00:13:53,829 Trust me, she's gonna be begging him to come back. 285 00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:56,198 Is Cesar here? 286 00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:58,934 Yes, he is, Teresa. 287 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:03,338 Good. Here's his crap. 288 00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:06,341 I never want to see him again. 289 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:10,579 Looks like someone has huevos all over her face. 290 00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:13,048 What is she doing here? I don't want to see her. 291 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,251 I never want to see you either. 292 00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:16,886 Oh, si? Pues, sabes que? 293 00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:26,797 Hey, hey! Silencio, s'il vous plait! 294 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,736 Now, can somebody please tell me in English 295 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,171 what the hell happened? 296 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,940 Well, I came into our apartment 297 00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:37,741 in the middle of the day to spend some time with her. 298 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,510 I even spritzed myself with some Paco Rabanne, 299 00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:42,913 and I laid on the couch all... 300 00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:45,982 "Come get me." 301 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:48,284 And what did she do? Nada. 302 00:14:48,319 --> 00:14:49,986 Yes, that's true. 303 00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:54,692 He was sprawled out on the couch, snoring. 304 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,227 You fell asleep? 305 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,131 Because she was paying bills. 306 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,100 Because he was laying there with cheerios 307 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,135 stuck on his face. 308 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,603 Well, you don't have to worry about it, 309 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,772 because I am sleeping here from now on! 310 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,007 What? 311 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,275 Fine. 312 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,610 Then I'll just send the kids over, 313 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,378 and they can visit you here. 314 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,981 What? 315 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,483 You're a terrible super. You're fired. 316 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,786 You can't fire me. I already quit! 317 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,899 I'm not looking at you, Peter. 318 00:15:39,173 --> 00:15:40,907 So how's my little girl? 319 00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,276 Terrible, daddy. 320 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:45,346 And away we go. 321 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:47,949 Cesar left his wife and moved in with them, 322 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:51,019 and now she's got Peter and Cesar living there. 323 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,420 Wait a minute. 324 00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:54,822 Now Peter and Cesar are a couple? 325 00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:58,727 Peter and Cesar are a couple? 326 00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:02,097 Do you people even read the interaction warnings 327 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:05,133 on your meds? 328 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,401 Now, focus. 329 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:09,604 I arranged for Cesar to spend more time 330 00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:11,038 at home with Teresa. 331 00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:13,741 First day, he goes home in the middle of the day. 332 00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,343 What does he do? 333 00:16:15,377 --> 00:16:17,344 He takes a nap. 334 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:19,847 - What was she doing? - She was paying bills. 335 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:24,118 I'd have fallen asleep too. No wonder he went for Peter. 336 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:25,786 You know, your father's got a point. 337 00:16:25,821 --> 00:16:30,158 If Teresa wants her man to...stay up, 338 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:33,629 she's gotta give him a reason. 339 00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,131 Go on. 340 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,899 You think I sit around here all day waiting 341 00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,367 for your father to make a move? 342 00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:40,102 Oh, no. 343 00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:43,706 I bring it. 344 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,874 Yes, she does. 345 00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:49,145 Know what your mother's wearing under those pants? 346 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:50,813 Red fishnet thigh-highs. 347 00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:53,449 Stop. 348 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:59,489 Do you have anything in here for nausea? 349 00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:00,724 Look, darling. 350 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,360 I know you're worried about Cesar and Teresa, 351 00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:06,197 but a lot of couples drift apart. 352 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:07,631 Do they still love each other? 353 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,300 Yes, ma, they do. 354 00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:12,837 Sounds like they just forgot how to do the dance. 355 00:17:12,871 --> 00:17:16,074 Oh, ma, I think you're right. 356 00:17:16,108 --> 00:17:20,812 Dori, make something up and get in here! 357 00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:22,314 Oh, don't worry, ma. I'm leaving. 358 00:17:22,348 --> 00:17:24,116 No, darling. That's ridiculous. 359 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,284 This is your home too. 360 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:27,852 You can stay as long as you want. 361 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:31,656 Oh, thanks, ma, 'cause you gave me so much to think ab-- 362 00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:42,303 You're thinking about her, aren't you, Cesar? 363 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,538 Maybe a little. 364 00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:46,607 Just the way her hair smells. 365 00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:48,342 Her smile. 366 00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,077 Hearing her sweet voice around the house. 367 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,713 You do not know what that's like. 368 00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:55,617 No, I do not. 369 00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:57,519 Ay, Dios mio. 370 00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:58,987 My Teresa just walked in. 371 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:00,455 How did she know I was here? 372 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:03,659 Three, two, one. 373 00:18:03,693 --> 00:18:05,661 Peter! 374 00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,367 Oh, Peter, remember when I said 375 00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:12,269 that I'm never gonna interfere again? 376 00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:15,906 - You never said that. - Exactly. 377 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:17,608 Teresa, what are you doing here? 378 00:18:17,642 --> 00:18:21,045 Fran and I were talking-- mostly Fran. 379 00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:22,847 Mm. 380 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,282 And she helped me realize that if I want 381 00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:25,484 the old Cesar back, 382 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,519 then I have to bring it. 383 00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,321 Well, you brought it. 384 00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,256 You look beautiful. 385 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,192 You haven't worn that dress in years. 386 00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,593 Well, where am I gonna wear it to, Costco? 387 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,764 Maybe I should take my woman out more often. 388 00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:40,632 Cesar, she's not an object. 389 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,301 You don't have to call her your woman. 390 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:45,270 Stay out of this, woman. 391 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:47,004 You remember we used to do this all the time? 392 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,339 What happened to us, Teresa? 393 00:18:48,373 --> 00:18:50,340 Four kids. 394 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,009 Yeah, well, they're not here now. 395 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,481 Besame 396 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:03,854 besame mucho 397 00:19:03,888 --> 00:19:06,856 como si fuera esta noche 398 00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:12,295 la ultima vez 399 00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:15,765 besame 400 00:19:15,799 --> 00:19:18,935 besame mucho 401 00:19:18,969 --> 00:19:20,537 Wow. 402 00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:21,805 Yeah. 403 00:19:21,839 --> 00:19:24,809 Que tengo miedo a perderte 404 00:19:24,843 --> 00:19:26,711 perderte despues 405 00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:28,914 Come here, woman. 406 00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:35,920 Petey. 407 00:19:35,954 --> 00:19:39,123 Oh, in all the years that we were married, 408 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,992 we never forgot how to do the dance. 409 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:45,062 La ultima vez 410 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,364 May I cut in? 411 00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:48,431 Besame 412 00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:51,467 Didn't see that coming, did ya? 413 00:19:51,492 --> 00:20:01,492 Sync by into-the-light Corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 414 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,071 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 415 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:09,671 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0